These are some of the ideas I came up with over the holidays. What a brainstorm!
* An inverted lighthouse for submarines.
* A pencil with rubber lead, for people who may want to stretch a point.
* Neon thumbs for night hitchhikers.
* An automotive without a horn, for people who don’t give a hoot.
* A perfumed bookmark. If it slips down into the book, just sniff along the edge to find your place.
* A fish hook with a camera on it, to take a picture of the one that got away.
* A car with no wheels. It saves money; just leave it in the garage and ride a bike.
* Bread with wires in it, for people who have no toaster. All that needs to be done is to plug in the bread.
What do they call all the little rivers that run into the Nile? The Juveniles.
Once in a while, a little levity doesn’t hurt.