These are some of the ideas I came up with over the holidays.\u00a0 What a brainstorm!<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 An inverted lighthouse for submarines.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 A pencil with rubber lead, for people who may want to stretch a point.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 Neon thumbs for night hitchhikers.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 An automotive without a horn, for people who don’t give a hoot.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 A perfumed bookmark.\u00a0 If it slips down into the book, just sniff along the edge to find your place.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 A fish hook with a camera on it, to take a picture of the one that got away.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 A car with no wheels.\u00a0 It saves money; just leave it in the garage and ride a bike.<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 Bread with wires in it, for people who have no toaster.\u00a0 All that needs to be done is to plug in the bread.<\/p>\n
What do they call all the little rivers that run into the Nile?\u00a0\u00a0 The Juveniles.<\/p>\n
Once in a while, a little levity doesn’t hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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