I just saw on FB an empty box on store shelf labeled invisible tape. No wonder the box looks empty! 🙄😂<\/p>\n
This reminded me of Dirty Dave – he was a painter so he picked up that name because his clothes were speckled with paint.<\/p>\n
One day at his apartment he said here, have a beer. After awhile I noticed his big, beautiful aquarium was full of water but had no fish. <\/p>\n
I asked him where are the fish?<\/p>\n
He said with a perfectly straight face, “They’re right there. They’re glass fish and they’re hard to see.”<\/p>\n
Good for a laugh but that’s a story that’s believable only if you’re really wasted.<\/p>\n
😄😂<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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