Some comic relief 😂😆😆😂<\/p>\n
\u2022Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.<\/p>\n
\u2022l used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.<\/p>\n
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.<\/p>\n
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom<\/p>\n
\u2022PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.<\/p>\n
\u2022Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.<\/p>\n
I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone<\/p>\n
\u2022This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog.. we laughed a lot.<\/p>\n
So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?<\/p>\n
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.<\/p>\n
\u2022My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.<\/p>\n
\u2022Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.<\/p>\n
I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage.<\/p>\n
What should I wear?<\/p>\n
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.<\/p>\n
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.<\/p>\n
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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