{"id":12898,"date":"2018-04-26T12:04:37","date_gmt":"2018-04-26T19:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/?p=12898"},"modified":"2018-04-28T12:05:16","modified_gmt":"2018-04-28T19:05:16","slug":"2018-04-26-ouch-he-gaffed-out-while-climbing-the-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/?p=12898","title":{"rendered":"2018-04-26  Ouch!  He Gaffed Out While Climbing  The Pole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From FB group Bell Telephone of the US&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When I was in the army in Germany, one of the guys in my comms unit was a lineman. He asked me where I was from and I said, So. California.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8220;Man I couldn&#8217;t live there! They have earthquakes!&#8221;<br \/>\nI asked him where he was from, and he said, Hollywood, Florida.<br \/>\nI said, why are you complaining about earthquakes? Florida is just as bad, with all the hurricanes!<\/p>\n<p>Later he came in with big bandages on the insides of his upper arms. Someone ask what happened, and he said he &#8220;gaffed out&#8221;, and grabbed the pole with his arms! &#x1f61f; &#x1f44e;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From FB group Bell Telephone of the US&#8230; When I was in the army in Germany, one of the guys in my comms unit was a lineman. He asked me where I was from and I said, So. California. He said, &#8220;Man I couldn&#8217;t live there! They have earthquakes!&#8221; I asked him where he was<a href=\"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/?p=12898\"> <\/p>\n<p> (Read More&#8230;)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12898"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12899,"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12898\/revisions\/12899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rustybolt.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}